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17 — What Constitutes a Good Hug?

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:35:00 EST

The gals advise on avoiding the friendzone, argue over how Spongebob cleans his dishes, and one of them admits to eating a deep dish pizza with her bare hands in a Chicago airport. They also practice being mean to one another, and well...let's just say that a wedding invitation is rescinded.

16 — What Do You Do When Someone Asks You to Dance?

Sat, 30 Mar 2019 13:00:00 EST

Kasey and Jenn offer their opinions on chocolate, provide counsel on how to get into the dating game, and how to combat the sunk cost fallacy. Most importantly, they talk about Tim Allen Christmas movies.

15 — Is the Past Tense of "Yeet" Yeeted or Yote?

Thu, 21 Mar 2019 23:30:00 EST

The gals discuss how to fail at something, what to do when your ex tries to make you jealous, and whether or not to throw someone's stuff away after you have a falling out with them (spoiler: don't). Kasey contemplates what kind of behavior would force her into stealing Jenn's dress and abandoning her wedding, and also puts Jenn out to pasture for making no sense.

14 — A Girl Put a Fry in My Plumber’s Crack. What Do I Do?

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 21:05:00 EST

Kasey and Jenn advise listeners on how to not suck at life, dealing with the loss of a pet, phone addiction, and more. Plus, we find out that one of the Chat hosts used to be a bully (or rather, was "really funny, but in a mean way")!

13 — Is This True: "Dont Judge a Book by its Cover"?

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 20:30:00 EST

The dynamic duo discuss distance (as it pertains to relationships), dating (the speed variety, among others), and the dangers of subway doors.

12 — How would you feel about another man giving your girlfriend clothes as a birthday present?

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 19:15:00 EST

In part 2 of this live-streamed episode, Jenn and Kasey discuss the seriousness hierarchy of relationships (grocery shopping together, podcast hosting, and marriage), Jenn's imminent wedding, and flat earthers.

11 — What Are Your Most Controversial Music Opinions?

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 21:10:00 EST

Can an omnipotent being create a stone so heavy they can’t lift it? On Part 1 of this live-streamed Chat Ahoochee special, Jenn and Kasey discuss a Hippocratic variant of the Trolley Problem, Jimmy Buffet, and their controversial music opinions.

10 — How Do I Get My Motivation On Track?

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 20:20:00 EST

Jenn and Kasey offer up a steaming hot plate of questions and answers. Most are downers. But there’s also some great advice about motivation and habit-forming (the good kind).

9 — If Winnie the Pooh is Civilized Enough to Keep His Honey in Jars, Why Does He Eat it With His Paws?

Sat, 15 Sep 2018 10:30:00 EST

In a heat-induced haze, Kasey and Jenn discuss the pros and cons of soft-drink contraceptive methods, how to establish boundaries with coworkers, the advantages of bilingualism, and much more

8 — Why Don't They Make Canned Broccoli?

Thu, 06 Sep 2018 21:30:00 EST

With listener questions galore and a foray into the wild woods of Reddit, the gals discuss flat earthers, the pitfalls of social media, and (surprise, surprise) frontal lobes.

7 — For As Long As I Can Remember I've Been Terrified of Cruise Ships. Does Anyone Else Have This Phobia?

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 23:00:00 EST

Kasey and Jenn tackle some heavy issues this week, including a myriad of anxieties, some phobias, as well as handing out some pet and wrapping paper advice.

6 — There Are Two Adult Opossums and Twelve Babies. What Do I Do?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:30:00 EST

Kasey and Jenn discuss baby names, Presidents' names, and how to go about naming all of their children after one very special President. Also in the mix: a posse of opossums, Ariana Grande, and dad bods.

5 — True or False: There's Nothing Significant About You

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:00:00 EST

Kasey and Jenn discuss the evolutionary biology of tickling, what makes someone "significant", and whether or not moms are girls in this week's episode.

4 — Do You Ever Feel A Call To The Wild?

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:00:00 EST

Seeking dubious guidance on going off the grid and turning to the dark web? Look no further than this week's 'cast.

3 — If You Have Your Big Toe Cut Off, Is The Former Second Toe Still The Second Toe?

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 16:00:00 EST

Kasey and Jenn are back this week with more unsolicited advice on workplace conflict, toe nomenclature, and more.

2 — Dogs or Humans: Which One Smells Better To You?

Sat, 19 May 2018 16:00:00 EST

Jenn and Kasey deliver a hot dose of advice on everything from immortality to sniffing your pets.

1 — Do All UFOs Look Like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

Sat, 05 May 2018 16:00:00 EST

In the inaugural episode of the Chat Ahoochee podcast, Kasey and Jenn tackle the questions that most need answering from Yahoo! Answers.